All You Can Do Is Laugh
The strange, quirky, amusing behaviour of mums.
You realize that you have truly morphed into a mum when..
The song you find yourself humming is not one of the top ten but Skinamarinky Dinky Dink Do, I Love You.
You need a pen; all you can find is a crayon, a broken pencil and a dried up magic eraser.
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, then start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth.
The scene in Dumbo, when his mum is taken away makes tears come to your eyes and you break down during Bambi.
Your car is a mess, filled with face wipes, spare sets of clothes, toys, snacks, books and portable car games.
You are out for a romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some adult conversation, when you suddenly realize that you have reached over and started to cut up his steak.
It does not even phase you when a little person, urinates on you, vomits(even if it hit you in the face) and infant diarrhea stains your clothes.
A good day is when you can get in the shower, dress in real clothes and brush your teeth before noon.
You have memorized entire books of irritating rhyme by Dr. Seuss.
You find yourself looking for bugs whenever you go for a walk, even if you are alone.
The Joy of Mothering