The Toymoon is Over Already?!
You’d think 6 days after Christmas my son would still be playing with his toys. They are NEW toys after all.
You’d think he’d still be in the euphoric throws of his toymoon. I mean, the plastic is still off-gassing. The glue’s even still tacky – despite the trip from China. Now, the batteries are dead, but don’t get me started on that!
But no, he’s watching television. Guess the toymoon’s over!