The PG-Rated Insult Generator – Because Sometimes Even Mom Needs To Name Call
A few days ago I came across this totally hilarious and offensive Insult Maker while Stumble-ing some pages. Click only if you are interested in R-rated insults: The Ultimate Insult Creator.
I read over it for several minutes luxuriating and cracking myself up with some of the insults I came up with. This got me thinking about how much it stinks that I have to dial it back because I have kids, and can no longer curse at my leisure. I’m not a big foul language user, but sometimes I like to let it fly, however, instead have to stifle myself because I don’t want my kids putting ‘pompous shit canoe’ in the vault and using it at Thanksgiving dinner.
Whether its name calling of another driver, badmouthing a nosy neighbor behind their back, or just retelling a story featuring general idiots I encounter throughout the day, it would be nice to have a few good PG insults at my disposal. Enter the PG Insult Generator. Select 1 word from each column and voila!
Warning – limit use of the PG Insult Maker insults to 5 or less a week as your child might start mimicking you. Although it is better than the alternative, calling someone an ‘crusty fudge shingle’ probably won’t go over too well at preschool.
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