Wedding Update: The One About The Dress

I own a wedding dress now. For some reason that's a weird thing for me to think about.Before I started dress shopping my plan was to rent a dress. It made so much sense to me ....more

Girl Walks Into a Pumpkin

Trader Joe's should just change their name to Trader Pumpkins right now. I walked in there yesterday and was greeted by a stand of pumpkins next to pumpkin cereal next to next pumpkin bagels next to an employee wearing a pumpkin shirt. But when I looked closer I saw the employee was actually just a pumpkin pretending to be a person ....more

What's The Deal With Miley Cyrus

I feel like a grandma saying this, but I don't get Miley Cyrus. She makes me want to take a nap.Have you ever looked at her Instagram before?Like what's happening there? Is this what the kids are into? ...more

A Toast To The End of Summer

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Andre Champagne for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine. I always have big plans at the start of every summer ....more

New York State of Mind

Last year I went to New York for a comedy festival and told myself it was probably the last time I was going to do standup. I was ready to be done. Simply put, the lifestyle isn't for me ....more

When You Know You're Doomed

There's a few times in life when you just know things are bad and there's a good chance you're not going to make it.One is when a private number calls your cell phone. When I see "blocked number" pop up on my iphone my stomach drops and I think, shit, they've found me....more

nebrowse Top Picks

For your Sunday viewing pleasure I've rounded up a few of my favorite picks from nebrowse for this week.This LOVE string art design by talented friends from SkotchDesigns....more


I have another post already written for today. Like most of my others it's pretty silly and sarcastic.But I'm not in the mood to post it right now. Instead it feels a little like Ground Hog day to me because I'm watching the news about yet another school shooting ....more

Harlow's Commercial Debut

I've come to terms with it. Harlow has "made it" and I haven't.Do I still want to write movies? Of course ....more

My History With The Catholic Church

I'll admit it. Like so much of America last week, I had some major Pope fever going on. I still kinda do.I watched the news stories, I read every article online, and I even started following the Pope on Twitter and Instagram (and vine ....more