Real Moms: Mopping.

Before I even begin…I believe, believe with the entirety of my soul, that if you begin any sentence with “Real X do it like this,” you are a jerk.I also believe that if you don’t have a sense of humor, life is going to be tough for you.So, it is my view that you need to hear these once in a while.Got’cher back.Okay!...more

Real Moms: Fallacy #1: “You have the wrong hobbit.”

“You have the wrong hobbit.”Bilbo in space.No. I don’t think Gandalf does have the wrong hobbit....more

6 Excuses You Won’t Be Using Anymore

“HawaiiTo see or dream about Hawaii symbolizes relaxation and leisure. You are trying to escape from your daily problems.”...more

Parentology During the Holidays: Broken Ornaments

My oldest son is pretty methodical. And very curious. So he found the hammer, and gently tapped the ornaments until they broke so he could find out what was inside.Of them all.So now we have plastic ornaments. ...more

Parentology During the Holidays: Santa.

When I first began my Parentology journey, I thought Santa would be…fun.Not that kind of fun. ...more

Parentology During the Holidays: Toddlers or Cats?

Q: Who has taken more ornaments off the bottom 2 feet of the Christmas tree?a) Toddlersb) Cats Possible solution. http://platypusdirective.com/2014/12/08/parentology-during-the-holidays-......more

The Reason For the…Grinch

I am not a Christmas person....more

You Are Not Wonder Woman, And Neither Am I.

There is so much going on in my head these days, I don’t even know where to begin.I am usually a little better at being in control of things, but right now I feel like I am slowly being swallowed up by lists.  Lists and lists and lists of things to get done.WonderWoman never had this problem. ...more

Gwyneth Paltrow’s All-Star Gift Guide for the Nobility

 No, we are not nobility. I kind of love Gwyneth Paltrow....more
Hilarious! Love this.more

Correspondence With Costa Rica: Letters From Anna – With The Wind Under My Wings

Writers’ gonna write.Tamarah,...more