My Daughter Changed My Facebook Profile Picture to a Yellow Square

My four-year-old daughter snuck into my office and changed my Facebook profile picture to a yellow square. For the record, my daughter does not know what Facebook is still. She went into my office and managed to change the photo to this random geometric shape ....more

10 Percent of Profits From 3-Year-Olds Are A**holes Donated to ChildHelp.

In 2014, I wrote a controversial viral article for HuffPost Parents called 3-Year-Olds Are A**holes. The piece was satirical in nature. It allowed me the chance to voice my frustrations as the parent of a rambunctious three-year-old ....more

Guest Post: I’ve Had A Headache My Whole Life

I’ve Had A Headache My Whole Life by Sabrina...more

Broken Puzzle Pieces

We all break. We all cry. We are all human ....more

Guest Post By The Real Sarah C. – My Monkey, My Circus

My Monkey, My Circus She is my daughter. My charge and my responsibility. I get to make the calls, decide the treatment, and set the course of action ....more

Dear Allie

There was a trend of creating and posting open letters to people. But we don’t play by the rules, right Allie? Fuck rules ....more

The Assholes Are Spreading

Once upon a time I wrote a post called 3-Year-Olds are Assholes. It went viral on Huff Post Parents with over 380,000 shares on Facebook. Then I wrote a book under the same title, which Booktrope agreed to publish ....more

I’m a Writer, Not a Mom Blogger

I’m not a mom blogger, mommy blogger, mom of blogs, blog of moms or anything with blog and mom in the title. Initially, when I began writing Old School/New School Mom, I identified (by default) with the category of people who also wrote online about their children. But, in the end, I started writing my thoughts and feelings about topics other than parenting on here ....more

Snow Day in NYC – Pigs Are Flying

I grew up in the late 80′s/early 90′s in New York City. In my entire NYC public school career I had a total of one snow day. It was in 1996 and I was a sophomore at F.H. Laguardia High School ....more

Samara is Four

Four Four years of life. Four years of laughs. Four years of tantrums ....more