Let's all wear foot jewelry this summer!

I’ve never worn foot jewelry in my entire life.  Putting jewelry on my feet seems about as strange to me as putting a tie or some makeup on my feet.  Or maybe a small wig on my toes for a beach side puppet show....more

Let’s all wear foot jewelry this summer!

I’ve never worn foot jewelry in my entire life. ...more

Who you calling a fat pig?

Look, I know my pig is fat. ...more

The one place you need to visit before having kids...

Paris?  Rome?  The Mall of America?  No, those places will still be there for you when the kids are in college and you have plenty of time to wander around posting way too many pictures on Facebook....more

Finally, the kids are asleep!

I love it when the days get longer and it stays light really late, but it also makes it almost impossible to get my kids to fall asleep at night. ...more

Finding a bathing suit that doesn’t make me want to blind myself

I was going to write a whole post about where to find organic bathing suits. ...more

How to have a goat birthday party

When I was a kid I used to celebrate my dog’s birthday with a party. ...more

Helpful Tips to Survive Head Lice

My kids have just gotten head lice for the second time in their lives. The first time was a few years ago, and I’m still in therapy over that one. This bout of head lice caught me completely by surprise. I thought we’d never get it again. I assumed it was like surviving a plane crash. I mean, what are the odds it would ever happen again? Emerson refused to pose in a shower cap for this picture. ...more

How to survive head lice – a handy guide

My kids have just gotten head lice for the second time in their lives. ...more