Dear Teachers, Please Don’t Give Up On My Kid

I can hear it in the exasperation when we speak on the phone and you carefully craft your sentences, trying not to let on that you have no more solutions and have run out of patience. You’ll never say the words out loud, but I see them there behind everything you do say: You’re giving up on my kid. ...more
Can you ask the teacher to give your son two assigned seats?  That way he can legitimately get ...more

The “War” Against Christmas

Dear Fellow Atheists, It’s that time of year again when I’m reminded by Bill O’Reilly...more

How to be the Fattest Fatty Ever This Thanksgiving

My family is a very popular and highly sought after demographic among those relatives...more

Witchy Woman

Available as a magnet from Zazzle ....more

Breakfast With His Bros

This picture of Roland...more

A Ghost Ate Your Halloween Candy

What lies do you tell your kids? Submit your lie and I’ll make my favorites into comics. Add your name and email so I can give you credit and send you a notification if yours makes the cut! ...more

Bad Boys

Every year when I was growing up, ...more

Teenagers are Jerks


A Ro In the Hay

We went pumpkin picking on Sunday with a few of our friends...more

Saturday Stuff (Edition 6)

Stuff to Read: Poor guy’s Been Using the Toilet Wrong His Whole Life That One Time At Walmart A List of Things That Scare Middle Class White Women With Little Threat of Ebola More Than Ebola You Think You Know What Teachers Do (Spoiler Alert: You’re Wrong) ...more