How to be the Fattest Fatty Ever This Thanksgiving

My family is a very popular and highly sought after demographic among those relatives...more

Witchy Woman

Available as a magnet from Zazzle ....more

Breakfast With His Bros

This picture of Roland...more

A Ghost Ate Your Halloween Candy

What lies do you tell your kids? Submit your lie and I’ll make my favorites into comics. Add your name and email so I can give you credit and send you a notification if yours makes the cut! ...more

Bad Boys

Every year when I was growing up, ...more

Teenagers are Jerks


A Ro In the Hay

We went pumpkin picking on Sunday with a few of our friends...more

Saturday Stuff (Edition 6)

Stuff to Read: Poor guy’s Been Using the Toilet Wrong His Whole Life That One Time At Walmart A List of Things That Scare Middle Class White Women With Little Threat of Ebola More Than Ebola You Think You Know What Teachers Do (Spoiler Alert: You’re Wrong) ...more

Train Book



This is my friend, Kim: We met a few years ago at work and I fell so deeply in love with her that I stalked her until she became friends with me. It was surprisingly easy because it turns out she’ll be friends with anybody and is so disarmingly adorable and nice that pretty much every person who meets her falls deeply in love so she wasn’t even too shocked by my stalking. She is one of the few people that really gets my weirdness and who doesn’t stop talking to me just because I send her text messages telling her what a nice poop I just had ....more