Nikki Flores

I'm just a clueless gal trying to get a hold of this thing called life.... read more

Women Who Inspire Us: My Labor & Delivery Nurse

I’ve had the pleasure of being a guest blogger for Rivki Silver over at LifeInTheMarriedLane before, and I was thrilled when she asked me to do it again. All jokes aside, this was a serious post about a woman who recently inspired me: My labor and delivery nurse.Here’s a little excerpt from the post (Note It’s a Q&A format):...more

Parenting While Sick: When Karma Throws One at You

Literally, one year ago, I (half-heartedly) confessed that my radar for determining whether or not my husband was truly sick or faking it for attention was a tad defective. In fact, I even nick-named myself the clueless caregiver when my neglectful bedside manner landed my husband in the hospital. You’d think that in a year’s time, I would have learned a thing or two from my mistakes, right?...more
Oh no, lol. Sorry, I laughed just because your writing is funny, but I really feel bad for all ...more

We Need a New Car

Remember how excited my husband and I were when we brought home our very first stick shift car, aka Jefe Blanco?...more
dealing with this right now with our dodge caliber and 2 kids. my hubby is 6'4 and the 2yo ...more

Nikki Flores Moves On

I can’t believe two whole years has gone by since my good old blogging days as a Clueless Newlywed! I have to admit…I’m embarrassed that I’ve let this much time go by without a peep. And for that, I am truly sorry. It’s amazing how fast life passes you by if you let it.But enough excuses. This is me…Nikki Flores…Telling you that I may not be a Clueless Newlywed anymore, but I still have a plethora of clueless adventures to share…...more
Oh my goodness! I am so sorry for never responding to your comments! I was never alerted!  ...more

The Clueless Caregiver

You know the age-old wedding vow, “In sickness and in health”? Well, when I stood under the chuppah and got married three short years ago, I never really gave much thought to that vow. Unfortunately for my husband’s sake, I really should have....more

We too dated a long time before marrying, in fact we lived in two different states flying to see ...more

Painting Walls vs. Painting Toenails

Given my current state (7 months pregnant and counting), I’ve reached the point where I can no longer contort my body into odd positions in order to paint my toenails. So you can imagine the predicament I found myself in this weekend when I realized that the pedicure I got for my birthday last month was looking a little shall we say, less than perfect. (SIDE NOTE: I don’t want to even go into details about how I was able to make this discovery. For now, I’ll simply say that I have a couple of pulled muscles, and a small bruise on my bum.)...more

Baby Needs What?!

My husband and I spent the good part of Sunday afternoon “registering” for the baby yesterday.I guess you could have looked at the fact that we couldn’t even FIND the registry desk as some sort of omen that we were two clueless first-time parents, but a nice Babies ‘R’ Us employee pointed out the massive sign that said “Register Here,” and my husband and I were ready to start scanning....more

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Thanks for following me from my newlywed status to my just plain clueless status. ...more

Panty Raid

A funny thing happened last week…I came home to find my husband knee deep in a pile of my unmentionables with a confused look on his face.“Um…What are you doing?” I asked. “Do you know how many bras, underwears and pairs of socks you have?” He asked in a somewhat incredulous tone. “Not exactly,” I hesitated. “A few.” “A few?” He stood up and brushed a pair of underwear off his pant leg. “You have a lot more than just a few! In fact, you own 25 bras, 50 underwears and 50 pairs of socks!”...more

The Leaning Sukkah of Flores

Today on CluelessMe.com I am going to walk you through what happens when the Flores Family attempts to make this for the first time: ...more

What NOT to Do When Throwing a Surprise 30th Birthday Party

As many of you may know, I decided to take it upon myself to throw my husband a surprise party for his 30th birthday two weeks ago. How did it go? Well, let’s just say that after the whole fiesta went down, I was able to come up with a list of what NOT to do when throwing a surprise party… Whatever you do, don’t throw a surprise 30th birthday party in the middle of August at a house that doesn’t have central air conditioning. Two letters: B.O. Nuf said....more