A List Of Observations Made While Camping With Young Children
~Every third spot in a campground is reserved for people who have a tendency to set off their car alarm.
~Babies poop more in the woods. Older kids save it until it is an inconvenient time to stop the car.
~Only the most patriotic Americans go camping. These folks appreciate their freedom to explode midnight fireworks within a two month radius of the 4th of July.
~Waking up in nature is brilliantly refreshing and peaceful, minus the very strong desire to kill early morning songbirds.
~Anyone who brushes their teeth beyond the first night is exceeding expectations.
~Considering the biweekly-ish rate at which you shampoo, you will be headed out for another camping trip by the time you manage to wash the smell of campfire from your hair.
~Carisa Miller:Do you read me?