The Souvenir Shop Trap: Saying No to Stuff, Saying Yes to Fun
I was fanning my neck with the Shedd Aquarium map, searching the signs overhead for the entrance to the dolphin show, oblivious to the dangers lurking behind me on row upon row of overstuffed, expertly lit shelves. Only when my daughters started dry humping my legs, their squeals of excitement echoing through the crowd, did I turn toward the source of their frenzy.
The museum gift shop.
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