Let Me introduce myself
“We sell Them toys.”
Strange saying right. But that was all it took some day to make a little extra money for us.
My sisters and I have started selling adult toys out of the trunks of our cars. What ever you want, need, or think we might have, we do have.
It’s a long story on how we got started. My older sister Daisy, just wait, wanted to find a way she could make extra money to get through the summer. She was a new grandmother and the two hour trip to see him was taking a toll on her small pay check. My other sister Marigold, got it, was having trouble with her husband not wanting to be there for her. He left for jail a year ago. The last sister, Tuberose, lost her belongings in her house after the last major flood.
My name is Oleander. Our father named us after flowers. Funny yes. I’m all in for the joy of the sell, experience and all round good time.
“What kinda toys?”
It was easy for me to size up the type of women they were and direct them to the car that suited their needs.
Yes women do come in types. We called them different names and I hope you understand why we did it.
Red – This woman is hot on the outside but just as concern on the inside. She wont go too deep into the trunk, but look and walk away with some lotion, massage oil and hand cream.
Blue – This woman acts as if she has no interest in any thing you have and in fact she makes it her business to get out of the store before you do. The best part is, she knows who you are and have no trouble in catching us in an area that is far away for her house to get her supplies- hand held massager, heated lubrication oil, and flavored condoms.
Yellow – the yellow woman will talk to you through out the entire store about what she like, what she likes to do and how she likes to do it. She will go out to our car with an extra bag from the store big enough to carry all she wants. She knows the prices and will not be over charge for a dildo just as she will not be over charge for a designer purse. Even better, she will tell her girl friends about you and show up with them to help you pick out the toy needed for the job. She will get the most expensive dildos with all the lights, whistles and rotating pearls.
Grey- A grey woman is pure to herself. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. When you drop the knowledge on her about the items in our trunk, she will see you out side. Her purchases are the essentials with a little treat for herself. Her bag is filled with thick dildos, hardening cream and the address to where I got the spike stiletto high heels shoes.
Let’s just say one day of shopping at the grocery store Marigold will take a red to her car and they will have a light discussion on the daily gossip, who they know, and if the product was safe. She took home $100. Some days it is good other days it is great.