Good Morning, Sunshine

Good Morning, Sunshine

pillow 

4:32 AM Loud Child: Mom, I have tuh pee! 

Mom: Uh huh…go ahead…I’m listening…hurry up and come back…*groan* 

Loud Child: Mom, can I have some PBS and some juice? 

Mom: For the love of all things, child, go back to bed!

Loud Child: (stomps into bedroom)

5:03 AM

Loud Child: (CRASH!)

Mom: (opens only one eye…listens for crying…hears none…shuts eye)

5:04 AM

Loud Child: MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! 

Mom: What are you doing in there?! 

Loud Child: I JUST INVENTED A NEW WAY TO FLY AND I NEED YOU TO GO GET THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND SOME JUICE SO I CAN HAVE ENERGY TO TRY THIS THING OUT! 

Mom: (bleeping bleep bleep can’t get sleep around here bleep) Honey, please quiet DOWN! 

Loud Child:  Ugh…OK FINE! 

6:22 AM

Loud Child: (CRASH!)

Mom: (to husband) This is all your fault.

Husband: What on earth is that supposed to mean?

Mom: You wouldn’t let me sell him to the circus.

6:31 AM

Loud Child: MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! 

Mom: Alright! I’m awake! 

Loud Child: WILL YOU COME TUCK ME IN? 

Mom: (you’ve got to be bleeping kidding me) Yes, dear…I’m coming. 

6:47 AM

Coffee Maker: DING! 

Mom: sigh…

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