Top 5 Worst Prom Dresses of 2013

Top 5 Worst Prom Dresses of 2013

It's early April, and no one has asked me to the prom. Yet.

I would be an awesome prom date. I have my own car, and I can buy beer. In addition, my prom fashion sense simply cannot be topped.

My high school has started doing The Best Thing Ever. They do a promenade as everyone is headed into prom. And it's shown LIVE on the local cable channel. This means that last year, my family sat transfixed around the teevee, watching all the kids get out of their cars and hobble into the school in their dress shoes and too-high heels.

It was fabulous.

Most of the girls needed lessons in how to walk in heels and how to keep their dresses from falling down. Ah, youth.

But some of the girls needed intervention before the prom. They needed assistance in the dressing room when they were buying their fashions.

OK, listen.

I've been looking around on Pinterest, and because I'm a hip 37-year-old unnaturally obsessed with prom, you know I'm completely trustworthy. Here's the deal.

Rule 1:

Don't dress like a hoochie. Some frocks are best saved for your future appearance on a VH1 dating show. Their time will come. If you think Bret Michaels would like a dress, it is not prom-appropriate.

Rock of Love prom dress

NEXT DRESS: Dancing with the Stars

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