Boomer to Mets Player: Real Men Don't Miss Baseball Games for the Birth of their Babies!
I've heard a lot of stupid things in my day, but Boomer Esiason stating that Daniel Murphy, an infielder for the New York Mets, was wrong for taking paternity leave for the birth of his child seems to take the cake. He went so far as to suggest that Murphy's wife should have scheduled a c-section so Murphy wouldn't have to miss the first two games of the year. No, really. I can't even.
I can't—but these memes sure can.
First up, Success Kid! He thinks missing opening day is totally worth it.