An Open Letter to (You Germ-Infested) Kindergarteners
Dear Kindergarten Class of 2013-2014,
Yes, I am talking to you with your cute new outfits, spiffy new shoes, and recently snaggle- and gap-toothed smiles. You are all so very, very cute and I cannot wait to see the people that you grow into. However, I do have a bone to pick with you and I hope that I can speak plainly here. You make me sick.
Literally, bed-ridden, fever addled, cannot breathe sick.
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