And Other Ridiculous Things

And Other Ridiculous Things

Me:  Hey, have you seen the latest Doc McStuffins?

Me: Yeah, the one where she says to the Jack in the Box, "I will straighten your crank Big Jack."

Me: That was hilarious, I don't know how she said it was a straight face!

a person in a dirt hole


I think dooms day peppers are really people evolving into Prairie Dogs.


I think in a past life IT guys were really honey badgers.


Sometimes I think my dog is over acting when he gives me puppy dog eyes.


I vow to one day make the certifiably cheapest product on earth.