And Other Ridiculous Things
Me: Hey, have you seen the latest Doc McStuffins?
Me: Yeah, the one where she says to the Jack in the Box, "I will straighten your crank Big Jack."
Me: That was hilarious, I don't know how she said it was a straight face!
I think dooms day peppers are really people evolving into Prairie Dogs.
I think in a past life IT guys were really honey badgers.
Sometimes I think my dog is over acting when he gives me puppy dog eyes.
I vow to one day make the certifiably cheapest product on earth.