The 10 Worst Prom Dresses of 2014

The 10 Worst Prom Dresses of 2014

Scrolling through promgirl.com today, I witnessed crimes against fashion, not to mention propriety.

10 Worst Prom Dresses of 2014Diamond tiara for prom, Shutterstock

I saw perfectly adorable trends like peplums, neons, ruffles, and pastels massacred in cold blood.

I saw highly dubious trends like Dynasty-esque beading, cutouts, ruffles, and the inexplicable (to me, anyway) pageant-ish ballgown look cross the line from tasteless to felonious.

And—oh, the humanity—THE COST. Yes, cold hard cash is the motive for these crimes.


The Bunny Boob

Bunny Boob prom dress

Jovani, $440.


The "Got My Bedsheet Caught in My Beaded Teddy Again"

Teddy with Train prom dress

Jovani, $790.


The Zentangle

Zentangle prom dress

Tony Bowls, $550.


The Music Box Dancer

Music Box Dancer prom dress

Sherri Hill, $500.


The Zipper Stripper

zipper stripper

Tony Bowls, $590. (But it's reversible! BARGAIN TIME.)


The Knee-Jazzle

Knee-Jazzle prom dress

Jovani, $950. NINE HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS.


The Shredded Barbie

Shredded Barbie

Flirt, $528.


The '80s Video Vixen

'80s video vixen

Sherri Hill, $398.


The Xena, Warrior Prom Queen

Xena

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The SMH I Can't Even No Just No

SMH I Can't Even No Just No

Night Moves (seriously, Night Moves), $398.

In case you've forgotten, this crime wave is not new; check out last year's five worst prom dresses. Was it worse last year or this year? And am I off base about any of these tragedies?

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